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The Knowledge is an ever expanding database of artists from all around dA who would be happy to help out other deviants in progressing their artistic skills through a mentor/mentoree relationship. This includes all walks of artistic endeavors, from photography to graphic design to artisan crafts and web design.

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If dA is any example, art comes in many forms, from the written word, to photographs, to oil and canvas and sculpture. Here is a complete list of artists here on dA who are willing to help you advance your art. Below are categories followed by sub categories for each subject. Click the link to go to a full list of available artists.

A New Comp Entitled.
"You Are Havin A Larf"

The entries for the competition will be closing this Saturday 14th, midnight EST. Get your entries in before then, or lose out.

Thanks to everyone for the great entries to our second competition.
Now here's the thing. We want everyone to be a judge.
We will put up a journal to inform you of the final entries in the comp, and then we want everyone to vote on their top three in both categories.
Don't just vote for your own, or for your mates. All you will do is make yourself look a dick, and you will go down in Nig's estimation, and that ain't good, believe me.
Tuesday 17th midnight EST will be the end of voting, and the winners will be announced.
We hope you will feature the winners in your journal, just like in the last comp. Thanks to everyone who did that. The winners of the last comp are still featured at TheKnowledge1 and will be until the end of the month.


Just send a note to TheKnowledge1 with your top three in both categories. But wait until close of entries! ........Jeez.....Some people! :D

If you would like to join as a non-mentor member, or if your name should be on the list, but isn't. Just send a note and we will be glad to add you.

We are still looking for mentors in all categories. Let's build this into the main, :#1: dA help resource.

Why not put a link to the site in your journal or sig, then you are only a click away from all the help you will ever need

"You're Havin A Larf" - Entries so far.


Imagery

:thumb67141661: Ted chases the dragon by photonig
'dude'......................'Ted Chases the Dragon'
'Having a Laugh' Painting by Lynne-Abley-Burton :thumb100669583:
'Having a Laugh'...................'Droppin a Deuce'
Pretzel Face by druideye
' Pretzel Face'............'Air Mice'
sad fish by only-a-phlizz :thumb112525441:
'Sad Fish'................................'natural light'
Worn out from shopping by davincipoppalag nom...nom...nom... by rockgem
'Worn out from shopping'........'nom...nom...nom'
:thumb85825122: Alter-Ego of Photonig by Lynne-Abley-Burton
'Showdown at Sundown'......'Alter-ego of photonig'
D Cup Mynah by carterr :thumb113456813:
'D Cup Mynah'..................'Computer Mouse Lead'
Happy Onion by Daniel-Briffa Dead Beat Dog by elolitta
'Happy Onion'.....................'Dead Beat Dog'
Goodbye... by mea-culpa I'm telling you guys... by StamatisGR
'Goodbye'............................'I'm telling you guys'
Guys in natural environment by Vampiiritar Bored 1 by Embrick
'Guys in natural environment'............'Bored 1'
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by dove-51
'Girls just wanna have fun'............Extremely Useful'
January ID by IzabelaMilczarek Tossing the Caber by ParadigmParadox
'January ID'...............'Tossing the Caber'
My Sweet Revange by drhipis Ok, that's enough by eskimoblueboy
'My Sweet Revenge'........'Ok, that's enough'
Just Dropping In by ILTBY :thumb114958883:
'Just Droppin In'....'MORE pocket money, or else'
Googly Eyes II by BeautifulDragon322 Polite Kid by Neo-Br
'Googly Eyes II'................' Polite Kid'
Rise above it by gwilym :thumb110986719:
'Rise above it'......'Twilight Divided by 2 is this'
Tag You're It by Thorvold her obvious presence VI by htj0rvald
'Tag You're It'..................'Her Obvious Presence'
I'm Going to Get You... by AmethystUnderwood First Time Off The Lead by Karleth-Harkereth
'I'm Going to Get You'........First Time Off the Lead'
Okay, You Caught Me by georgiarose
'Ok, You Caught Me'
:thumb114088417: What? by Icklenavic
'Sunny Day for Purple Dinosaur'........'What?'
:thumb115301162: FUNNY - Thirsty Frog 1 by Manwathiell
'Fun with Ducky 2'............'Funny-Thirsty Frog!'
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'Intelligence'..........................'Silly boy'
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'NoOne Puts Henry in the Corner'......'Mater in the Pool'

Words

Next Contestant, Please
Dilly-dally! Heidi-ho!
Life is like a sick game show.
First your name is called to the front,
then your ass is given the punt.
Finally, at the end of the round,
your broken body is shoved in the ground.
data entryOnce upon a workday dreary
I was just not thinking clearly
Tried I to sit and do my work
My endless work made me berserk
My mind kept thinking "What about...?" "What if...?" and "I'll do this."
My body said, "Hey, let's go play. Nice day, no time for this."
But on I sat and stared and drooled
Like I'd been there since dinosaurs ruled.

'Next Contestant, Please'............'data entry'

Mature Content

Orange TreatYou strange children
come to my door
asking me for a little more,
but all I have is just a little treat,
and no I do not want to smell your feet.
Goblins, ghouls, and ghosts,
they seek to frighten you
by that little phrase “Boo,”
but I am not afraid of your sheets,
except for that little stain, I’m unsure…
You go door to door,
saying trick or treat,
smell my feet;
however, candy is not good to eat,
so I offer you some carrots.

'The Hot Tub Incident'........'Orange Treat'

Mature Content

Creating Egypt prt. 1
First there was potaters. Then, out of Nowhere (wich is next to Somewhere and Anywhere, don't mix them up!)
came tree kings.. There was Three Tree Kings.
And they came to one of the Potaters Of The Very Ultimate And Unbelievably
Boring And Confusing Beginning and gave them a riddle which went as follows:
"Three witches watch three Swatch watches, which witch watches which Swatch watch?".
Dah Potater was confused. "Hell with the Three witches watching three Swatch watches!
If you are Three Tree Kings of Nowhere, who are these guys?" And he pointed at three other
Three Tree Kings
The first Three Tree Kings looked too at the other Three Tree Kings and were rather
astonished. "Who the hell are you?" they asked. The other Three Tree Kings answered:
"We are the Three Tree Kings from Somewhere." "And where's that?" Asked Dah Potater.
One of the Three Tree Kings from Somewhere replied: "It is... somewhere. Just like
Anywhere and Nowhere."
The second of the Three Tree Kings form Somewhere added

'ode to a spider'....................Creating Egypt prt. 1'
Case HistoryWhen did he have that
hysterectomy?
Did he go private to get it?
I told him.
Most men are better off without it,
that’s what I said.
He looked at me broodily.
It’s the treatment for you,
I added. No doubt about it.
And that young doctor does it
so insouciantly. Have your corneas
done while you’re at it, I insisted.
I wanted him to see
dispassionately.

'Case History'..........'A Penis by Many Other Names'
I'm NormalGod,let's see.I'm walking home when i stumble and fall.I then notice everything me is all Jonas Brothers!I freaked out and looked for the closest blunt and/or sharp object i can find and started going postal in them!Hey Jonas queer who broke up with Miley Cyrus,see if you can sing with a grenade in your mouth!Where's the pin?I have it as i run just to turn around to see you blow up!Hey other two brother,wanna hear i song i did?It's called "5 reasons you can't sing!",:takes automatic shotgun out and shoots 5 times killing them:1,2,3,4,5,that's why!You're all fuckin' dead!Hey Cookie Monster,take this gun and hide it,we're cool dude.Go or we can't have any cookies!Now that's done with,i can go and look at Miley Cyrus and take photos of her,don't worry,she's my age!:She notices the camera:Hey,i don't have a camera......it's a ipod that has twinkies in it,honest.:Hears cop sounds:Oh crap,the cops!We will meet again girl with duality problems thinking she's a pop star,we will meet again.Cook
'I'm Normal'

Nigel and Adam TheKnowledge1
News and Gossip



The Knowledge knows who to ask by Thewinator

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Our new competition'You're Havin A Larf' will now have a written word category.

You wordsmiths out there come on with your short, anecdotal funnies. Any subject will do, just make us laugh. I would like to limit it to 100 words, just to keep things short and punchy. One thing I insist is that the work is 'original' That is the only stipulation. I would prefer the funny to be anecdotal, but that one I will leave up to you.
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Featured Mentors

Here are some featured mentors chosen randomly, base on a whim, out of hat, just for the hell of it... well you get the picture! Just a showcase of the awesome talent that dA has to offer!

SintK

Rapt-Dept
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jlthomason
haikman




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:O Gotta hurry up then. :P

Hey, I saw two of me friends there on the non mentor-list. How nice. (Of course they're all idiots, as I'm sure you know :D)