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"You Are Havin A Larf"
Time for you all to become judges.
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The competition is now closed, and we would like you all to become our judges. You don't have to be members. Anyone reading this journal can be a judge.
Just leave a comment (Not a note!) with the top three funniest pics or poems/prose (Top three in each category.) We will leave this open until Thursday. Please take the time and give us your verdict. We would appreciate it. Have a great Sunday, you lot!
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"You're Havin A Larf" - Entries

Imagery

:thumb67141661: Ted chases the dragon by photonig
'dude'......................'Ted Chases the Dragon'
'Having a Laugh' Painting by Lynne-Abley-Burton :thumb100669583:
'Having a Laugh'...................'Droppin a Deuce'
Pretzel Face by druideye
' Pretzel Face'............'Air Mice'
sad fish by only-a-phlizz :thumb112525441:
'Sad Fish'................................'natural light'
Worn out from shopping by davincipoppalag nom...nom...nom... by rockgem
'Worn out from shopping'........'nom...nom...nom'
:thumb85825122: Alter-Ego of Photonig by Lynne-Abley-Burton
'Showdown at Sundown'......'Alter-ego of photonig'
D Cup Mynah by carterr :thumb113456813:
'D Cup Mynah'..................'Computer Mouse Lead'
Happy Onion by Daniel-Briffa Dead Beat Dog by elolitta
'Happy Onion'.....................'Dead Beat Dog'
Goodbye... by mea-culpa I'm telling you guys... by StamatisGR
'Goodbye'............................'I'm telling you guys'
Guys in natural environment by Vampiiritar Bored 1 by Embrick
'Guys in natural environment'............'Bored 1'
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by dove-51
'Girls just wanna have fun'............Extremely Useful'
January ID by IzabelaMilczarek Tossing the Caber by ParadigmParadox
'January ID'...............'Tossing the Caber'
My Sweet Revange by drhipis Ok, that's enough by eskimoblueboy
'My Sweet Revenge'........'Ok, that's enough'
Just Dropping In by ILTBY :thumb114958883:
'Just Droppin In'....'MORE pocket money, or else'
Googly Eyes II by BeautifulDragon322 Polite Kid by Neo-Br
'Googly Eyes II'................' Polite Kid'
Rise above it by gwilym :thumb110986719:
'Rise above it'......'Twilight Divided by 2 is this'
Tag You're It by Thorvold her obvious presence VI by htj0rvald
'Tag You're It'..................'Her Obvious Presence'
I'm Going to Get You... by AmethystUnderwood First Time Off The Lead by Karleth-Harkereth
'I'm Going to Get You'........First Time Off the Lead'
Okay, You Caught Me by georgiarose
'Ok, You Caught Me'
:thumb114088417: What? by Icklenavic
'Sunny Day for Purple Dinosaur'........'What?'
:thumb115301162: FUNNY - Thirsty Frog 1 by Manwathiell
'Fun with Ducky 2'............'Funny-Thirsty Frog!'
:thumb115320234: :thumb115430462:
'Intelligence'..........................'Silly boy'
:thumb113530783: :thumb115547065:
'NoOne Puts Henry in the Corner'......'Mater in the Pool'
Eggbert the great assender by biltongboy :thumb106989233:
'Eggbert the great assender'......'Well hello there'

Words

Next Contestant, Please
Dilly-dally! Heidi-ho!
Life is like a sick game show.
First your name is called to the front,
then your ass is given the punt.
Finally, at the end of the round,
your broken body is shoved in the ground.
data entryOnce upon a workday dreary
I was just not thinking clearly
Tried I to sit and do my work
My endless work made me berserk
My mind kept thinking "What about...?" "What if...?" and "I'll do this."
My body said, "Hey, let's go play. Nice day, no time for this."
But on I sat and stared and drooled
Like I'd been there since dinosaurs ruled.

'Next Contestant, Please'............'data entry'

Mature Content

Orange TreatYou strange children
come to my door
asking me for a little more,
but all I have is just a little treat,
and no I do not want to smell your feet.
Goblins, ghouls, and ghosts,
they seek to frighten you
by that little phrase “Boo,”
but I am not afraid of your sheets,
except for that little stain, I’m unsure…
You go door to door,
saying trick or treat,
smell my feet;
however, candy is not good to eat,
so I offer you some carrots.

'The Hot Tub Incident'........'Orange Treat'

Mature Content

Creating Egypt prt. 1
First there was potaters. Then, out of Nowhere (wich is next to Somewhere and Anywhere, don't mix them up!)
came tree kings.. There was Three Tree Kings.
And they came to one of the Potaters Of The Very Ultimate And Unbelievably
Boring And Confusing Beginning and gave them a riddle which went as follows:
"Three witches watch three Swatch watches, which witch watches which Swatch watch?".
Dah Potater was confused. "Hell with the Three witches watching three Swatch watches!
If you are Three Tree Kings of Nowhere, who are these guys?" And he pointed at three other
Three Tree Kings
The first Three Tree Kings looked too at the other Three Tree Kings and were rather
astonished. "Who the hell are you?" they asked. The other Three Tree Kings answered:
"We are the Three Tree Kings from Somewhere." "And where's that?" Asked Dah Potater.
One of the Three Tree Kings from Somewhere replied: "It is... somewhere. Just like
Anywhere and Nowhere."
The second of the Three Tree Kings form Somewhere added

'ode to a spider'....................Creating Egypt prt. 1'
Case HistoryWhen did he have that
hysterectomy?
Did he go private to get it?
I told him.
Most men are better off without it,
that’s what I said.
He looked at me broodily.
It’s the treatment for you,
I added. No doubt about it.
And that young doctor does it
so insouciantly. Have your corneas
done while you’re at it, I insisted.
I wanted him to see
dispassionately.

'Case History'..........'A Penis by Many Other Names'
I'm NormalGod,let's see.I'm walking home when i stumble and fall.I then notice everything me is all Jonas Brothers!I freaked out and looked for the closest blunt and/or sharp object i can find and started going postal in them!Hey Jonas queer who broke up with Miley Cyrus,see if you can sing with a grenade in your mouth!Where's the pin?I have it as i run just to turn around to see you blow up!Hey other two brother,wanna hear i song i did?It's called "5 reasons you can't sing!",:takes automatic shotgun out and shoots 5 times killing them:1,2,3,4,5,that's why!You're all fuckin' dead!Hey Cookie Monster,take this gun and hide it,we're cool dude.Go or we can't have any cookies!Now that's done with,i can go and look at Miley Cyrus and take photos of her,don't worry,she's my age!:She notices the camera:Hey,i don't have a camera......it's a ipod that has twinkies in it,honest.:Hears cop sounds:Oh crap,the cops!We will meet again girl with duality problems thinking she's a pop star,we will meet again.Cook
'I'm Normal'
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images:

1.fun with ducky 2
2.dude
3.nom...nom...nom

lol... XD